CASE FILE #001 — ACTIVE
WHERE IS
LOYOLA
SANTHOSH?
He said he needs time.
So we built a whole website about it.
Because why not.
Last known signal: 4 Apr 2026 — 19:02
SUBJECT DOSSIER — CLASSIFIED
MISSING
SUBJECT
Loyola Santhosh
STATUS
SIGNAL DETECTED
LAST SIGNAL
4 Apr 2026 — 19:02
LAST WORDS
"Konjam time kudunga bro. Love you both."
FILED BY
Deepak & Matheshaww
CASE
#001 — ACTIVE
ELAPSED SINCE LAST TRANSMISSION
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Days
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Hours
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Minutes
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Seconds
Original silence: 27 Mar 2026, 02:56 AM | Last response after tracker deployed: 4 Apr
2026, 19:02 | Still requesting time.
TIMER RESET LOG
1
Timer resets so far
Every time he responds, we restart the clock. Fair is fair.
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Total hours since "I need time"
Counting from 27 Mar 2026, 02:56 AM. The original moment.
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Total days since original silence
The real number. No resets. No mercy.
Reset History
#1
4 Apr 2026 — 19:02
Responded after seeing the tracker. Said "Konjam time kudunga bro." Timer reset.
FRIENDSHIP ALERT LEVEL
CALCULATING...
Analysing data...
THE WAITING COMMITTEE
D
Deepak
Built this website for laughs
Has better things to do, chose this instead.
Has better things to do, chose this instead.
M
Matheshaww
Saw the idea, said "do it"
Provided moral support and memes.
Provided moral support and memes.
LS
Loyola Santhosh
The Subject
CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE
CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE
OFFICIAL TIMELINE OF EVENTS
26 Mar 2026 — 17:45
Last group message from Loyola Santhosh
Normal group chat stuff. Nobody thought twice about it.
27 Mar 2026 — 02:56 AM
Final direct message — to Deepak
A 2:56 AM text. Classic Loyola Santhosh move. Said he needs time. Sure bro.
27 Mar 2026 — 02:57 AM
Radio silence begins
And just like that — gone. No drama. Just vibes. Deepak and Matheshaww carry on with life.
4 Apr 2026 — 12:30
Deepak deploys a tracking website & shares it with the subject
Deepak had free time and thought this would be funny. Matheshaww agreed. The link was casually dropped in the chat.
4 Apr 2026 — 19:02
SIGNAL DETECTED — Loyola Santhosh responds
The tracker worked. Loyola Santhosh saw it and replied: "Miss you to bro 🫡 Konjam time kudunga bro. Love you both 🫡🫡🫡" — Still needs time apparently. Respect.
4 Apr 2026 — 19:03
Silence resumes. Timer resets.
Noted. We move. Tracker stays up though — it's too good to take down.
EXHIBIT A — LAST KNOWN PHOTOGRAPH
PATIENCE METRICS
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Conference talks given while waiting
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Excuses we made up for him because we're nice like that
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Times we said "he'll reply soon" (we stopped counting)
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Movies watched while vibing (est.)
EXCUSE GENERATOR v2.0
"Loyola Santhosh is fine. He just needs time. As he stated. Deepak
and Matheshaww respect this."
— Official Position
PEER-REVIEWED THEORIES
The Time Crystal Theory
Loyola Santhosh entered a quantum time loop at 02:56 AM and cannot exit until the
loop collapses. Estimated collapse: unknown. Deepak and Matheshaww are aware of this possibility.
The Hermit Arc Hypothesis
He is on a mountain somewhere, breathing clean air, discovering himself. He will
return enlightened with good stories for Deepak and Matheshaww.
The No Signal Excuse
Loyola Santhosh's WiFi, mobile data, and SIM have all simultaneously failed. For 8+
days. Deepak and Matheshaww consider this plausible.
The Final Boss Theory
He hit an extremely long final boss battle. He cannot pause. He will text Deepak and
Matheshaww the moment he wins. The committee waits patiently.
The 2:56 AM Sleep Hypothesis
Loyola Santhosh texted Deepak at 02:56 AM, fell immediately asleep, and has been
sleeping ever since. A historically impressive nap.
The Perfect Reply Theory
He is crafting the ideal message for Deepak and Matheshaww. It must be flawless.
Great art takes time. The committee understands.
OFFICIAL DECLARATION ON RECORD
Per Loyola Santhosh's own declaration on 27 March 2026, he will contact
Deepak and Matheshaww once he has had his time.
This website exists purely for entertainment purposes.
We're not pressed. We just have good internet and free time.
We're not pressed. We just have good internet and free time.
Deepak
The guy who built this for fun
Matheshaww
Co-signatory
Loyola Santhosh
Pending. Still pending.