CASE FILE #001 — ACTIVE
WHERE IS
LOYOLA
SANTHOSH?
He said he needs time.
We are simply… documenting. Officially.
Last known signal: 27 Mar 2026 — 02:56 AM
SUBJECT DOSSIER — CLASSIFIED
MISSING
SUBJECT
Loyola Santhosh
STATUS
UNREACHABLE
LAST SIGNAL
27 Mar 2026 — 02:56 AM
LAST WORDS
"I need time."
FILED BY
Deepak & Matheshaww
CASE
#001 — ACTIVE
ELAPSED SINCE LAST TRANSMISSION
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Days
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Hours
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Minutes
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Seconds
Group chat last message: 26 Mar 2026, 17:45 | Direct DM to Deepak: 27 Mar
2026, 02:56 AM
FRIENDSHIP ALERT LEVEL
CALCULATING...
Analysing data...
THE WAITING COMMITTEE
D
Deepak
Chief Waiting Officer
Built this website. Still waiting.
Built this website. Still waiting.
M
Matheshaww
Head of Group Chat Silence Monitoring
Co-signed everything.
Co-signed everything.
LS
Loyola Santhosh
The Subject
CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE
CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE
OFFICIAL TIMELINE OF EVENTS
26 Mar 2026 — 17:45
Last group message from Loyola Santhosh
Deepak and Matheshaww received the final group transmission. No one knew it at the
time.
27 Mar 2026 — 02:56 AM
Final direct message — to Deepak
A 2:56 AM text. The last signal ever recorded. Loyola Santhosh stated he needs time.
27 Mar 2026 — 02:57 AM
Radio silence begins
Nothing further from Loyola Santhosh. Complete. Total. Silence. Deepak and Matheshaww
wait.
April 2026
Deepak deploys a tracking website
The only logical response. Matheshaww fully supports this decision. You are reading it
now.
EXHIBIT A — LAST KNOWN PHOTOGRAPH
PATIENCE METRICS
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Conference talks given while waiting
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Excuses invented on Loyola Santhosh's behalf -
Deepak and Matheshaww are extraordinarily charitable people.
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Times they said "he'll reply soon"
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Movies watched while waiting (est.)
EXCUSE GENERATOR v2.0
"Loyola Santhosh is fine. He just needs time. As he stated. Deepak
and Matheshaww respect this."
— Official Position
PEER-REVIEWED THEORIES
The Time Crystal Theory
Loyola Santhosh entered a quantum time loop at 02:56 AM and cannot exit until the
loop collapses. Estimated collapse: unknown. Deepak and Matheshaww are aware of this possibility.
The Hermit Arc Hypothesis
He is on a mountain somewhere, breathing clean air, discovering himself. He will
return enlightened with good stories for Deepak and Matheshaww.
The No Signal Excuse
Loyola Santhosh's WiFi, mobile data, and SIM have all simultaneously failed. For 8+
days. Deepak and Matheshaww consider this plausible.
The Final Boss Theory
He hit an extremely long final boss battle. He cannot pause. He will text Deepak and
Matheshaww the moment he wins. The committee waits patiently.
The 2:56 AM Sleep Hypothesis
Loyola Santhosh texted Deepak at 02:56 AM, fell immediately asleep, and has been
sleeping ever since. A historically impressive nap.
The Perfect Reply Theory
He is crafting the ideal message for Deepak and Matheshaww. It must be flawless.
Great art takes time. The committee understands.
OFFICIAL DECLARATION ON RECORD
Per Loyola Santhosh's own declaration on 27 March 2026, he will contact
Deepak and Matheshaww once he has had his time.
This website is a completely normal, not-at-all-dramatic record of that promise.
We are not worried. We are just documenting. Officially.
We are not worried. We are just documenting. Officially.
Deepak
Chief Waiting Officer
Matheshaww
Co-signatory
Loyola Santhosh
Pending. Still pending.